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Chocolate is so last year, and if your bae is much like the rest of the male species, a bunch of flowers will be about as well received as a phone call on the Vodafone network (think: It’s an Avocado… Thaaannks).
If you haven’t asked ‘so, what are we?’ just yet (and we wouldn’t reccomend doing so before V-Day), stick to something safe - A tee by Barney Cools, as the name suggests, will be totally cool with him.
If you’re married, or not (but you act like you are), we grant permission to keep things personal - Hair goop by Uppercut Deluxe (because he’s probably run out).
If you don’t know how to put it, but he’s kind of a big deal - Try a Ron Burgundy air freshener (60% of the time, it works every time).
And if you’re ready to splurge, a Casio watch is the way to go.
The bottom line is, a bad gift could go positively south. Much like this. So get him something good.