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Surprise surprise. Those rounded white Barbie sunglasses you once had are back in fash. We’re sorry for your loss (but not so sorry about a repurchase).
If you’ve got a little more in your pocket after payday, invest in a pair by Elizabeth and James. They’ve got it all, from funky to classics.
You’re from another planet most days anyway. Make the switch with alien eyewear.