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Naming trends. Who's topping the list?

Popular names in 2017 (that are just a little bit bogan).

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It’s like the Gold Logie of names when the “Bogan Baby Names” are unleashed each year. Mums and Dads everywhere rejoice in the right to give their newborn a moniker they’ll wear with pride. From Anfernee to Zyla we’ve got our top 12 faves covered. Check em out...

12. Nicoachus

This is possibly a nod to the Dinosaur era, but Nicoachus sounds like a good, strong name. Right?

11. Laken

Unless you’re at home on the water, this is an interesting choice. But hey, maybe you’re a botanist and this is totally your thing.

10. Jakxen

The alphabet gets a workout with Jakxen, but all the cools kids are doing it so who are we to judge. This kid is guaranteed to score on the school spelling tests til the end of time.

9. Jarren

When Jarrod and Darren just don’t cut it, only Jarren will do.

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8. Dijon

Mustard fans unite. Not only do you get the name of a condiment, you will forever be dressed in the mustard hue too. Sorry pal!

7. Gaige

We can't be sure if this is a baby boy or a baby girl’s name, but gauging our bets either way and see pink or blue in this kids future!

6. Bacardi 

It was probs dad’s favourite bevvie from uni years, so let’s call it a sentimental nod to parent’s past. Our prediction? There could be an Aldi or Coles in the mix sometime soon.

5. Kiranda

For fans of Miranda Kerr! Flattery of the best kind. Replace the first letter of the surname, flick to the front and voila. Kiranda. A model in the making.

4. Wyliumm 

We’re not sure why… but Wyliumm sounds like it belongs on the periodic table and great things are ahead for this kid!

3. Mignon 

Fans of The Minions add this one to your list for baby names. Sure, it’s spelt differently but it sounds the same and when you’re calling them at the park in years to come it’ll sound ace. 

Or at assembly…

2. Kendrew 

When you just can’t decide, use both! Mum wanted Kenneth. Dad wanted Andrew. Kendrew it is. Grandma will be so proud.

1. Blade

This one really cuts through. It’s sharp off the tongue and has a don’t mess with me vibe you just can’t ignore. No one’s messing with Blade.

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