Richie Rich eat your heart out
Fantasy hacks and inventions
we can’t forget.
Hurry up technology...
Don’t be pressing that big red button. Unless you want a White House refreshment. The Prez (Mr Donald Trump) only has to press this magical creation - conveniently sitting on his desk - and a butler promptly brings the big guy a Coke. Oval office win. But it isn’t the only fantasy invention we wish we had. Check out these 13 crazy-cool finds you need in your life…
1. Make-up Gun
You can thank one Homer J. Simpson for this one. A few tweaks and we’d so be willing to bear these arms.
2. Princess Diaries Mattress Slide
Princess Mia is our spirit animal and we want a mattress slide… and maybe a royal mansion and tiara to go with it.
3. Alarm clock coffee maker
Need it. Want it. Now!
When soggy chips just won’t do, Pocketchup to the rescue…
5. Men In Black memory neutraliser
Accidentally let one off in the elevator? Get jiggy with it and erase embarrassment with an MIB-style memory neutraliser.
6. Clueless closet
From the 1995 masterpiece of modern cinema Clueless, comes the closet computer that matches outfits and suggests cute wardrobe options.
The scary mind of Woody Allen is responsible for the Orgasmatron. No further explanation needed.
8. Invisibility Cloak
Did you just ‘snort laugh’ at work? Throw on your invisibility cloak and slip away. Problem solved. If it was good enough for Harry Potter...
9. Edible Cups
Because… the environment. And sometimes a girl needs a snack.
10. Cake Cutter
Have your cake, cut it and eat it too.
11. Vitamin D emitting screens
Swipe right for your daily dose of Vitamin D.
12. Tim Tam Genie
A never-ending packet of Tim Tams? Seriously Arnott’s, deliver.
13. Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
The whole thing. Chocolate streams, giant lollipops and candied shrooms. An Oompa Loompa or two? Yes, please.
By: Louise Smithers