Eleventh Commandment

Eleventh Commandment

There are only a handful of people alive today who are aware that when the Lord was chilling on Mount Sinai with Moses, She actually passed down Eleven Commandments – not ten as stated in the Bible.

The Eleventh Commandment was: “Thou shalt always dress with tremendous amounts of style and be furiously good-looking”.

Having received the Commandments from God, Moses took the Eleventh Commandment as the most important and dressed with a great deal of class and style from that day on.

Because he was such a snappy dresser, Moses began to get a whole lot of love from all the babes who were impressed by his quality threads.

Unfortunately this angered the rest of the men who were still looking frumpy in their tattered loin cloths and sandals.

The unfashionable men (referred to in Deuteronomy 21:4 as ‘Bogans’) were so jealous that they arranged for the Eleventh Commandment to be completely omitted from the Bible.

They then chased Moses into the desert where he was forced to wander around with his babes for 40 years.

He wouldn’t have survived the ordeal if it wasn’t for some super sexy premium jeans that protected him.

Moses passed on the secret of the Eleventh Commandment, which has been handed down through generations of stylish people until the time was right to unleash it upon the world.

The time is now…

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Australian denim and apparel label the Eleventh Commandment has announced plans to scrap the brand.

Big thank you to everyone for all the kind comments, emails and texts. Pretty overwhelming x

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Eleventh Commandment: So this is goodbye
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After 98 sleepless nights, 71 flashes of inspiration, 67 bad ideas, 54 new stockists, 40 complaints from conservative clowns, 36 chance meetings, 21 group hugs, 19 arguments with suppliers, 13 cases of Reschs, 8 tantrums, 4 years of ridiculously hard work, 3 plans to escape to a desert island and 2 out of body experiences, the time has come to put Eleventh Commandment to bed.

It certainly has been 1 wild ride.

2012 is a year full of promise and we are off to explore new opportunities. But not before we say thank you.

Thanks for letting us indulge in our stupid ideas, talk shit on the interwebs, play way too much music, pass judgement on attractive people, get overly excited, gatecrash your party, make lots of videos, crack onto your sister, run ridiculous competitions and disappoint your mum when she did your laundry and saw what you had written on your t-shirt. It has been a pleasure.

To everyone that purchased an Eleventh Commandment garment over the years, we hope it holds a special place in your wardrobe. It was made with blood, sweat, tears, elbow grease, vinegar, hope and plenty of love. Or maybe that was applesauce. We sometimes get the ingredients mixed up when we are really hungover.

Either way, we are eternally grateful for your support and hope you enjoyed the journey as much as we did.

We have reduced what little remaining stock we have left in the online store to just $20 + postage. Have at it before it’s all gone.

You never know where we will pop up in the future, but for now the label will be put on hold indefinitely. Muchas gracias y buenas noches x

R.I.P Eleventh Commandment
20.08.08 – 09.02.12

Taking a peak into the asylum at some of the old photos from our Lunatics competitions. More here - http://eleventhcommandmentblog.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/peak-into-asylum.html

ECDenim: So this is goodbye :(
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R.I.P Eleventh Commandment
20.08.08 - 09.02.12

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ECDenim: Want to get up to 40% off all full-priced stock? Check this out - http://t.co/VFaj62Na

ECDenim: @stevoLJ Yeah just over there doing some deals for Julia. Haha nah it was rad, crazy place. You been there? Let tee something up 4 Feb then

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